Yeah, I know, not original but I was bored, ok?
Name: Jordy
Age: 529 (figure it out)
Born: 29th sep 1983
Location: Leerdam, Netherlands, Europe, Earth, Universe (in that order)
Sex: who wants to know?
Hight: unknown
Length: unknown
Reach: far enough to kill anyone trying to measure my height and length (and anything else about me, for that matter)
Gaming style: lifer/Hardcore casual dps machine
Class: Warlock
Relationship: no woman, no cry, no headache
Partners: Volnar, Krakkesh, Anriana, Sruroon and, if I let him, Jhuutom
Education: FSU (Fear Spammers University)
Orientation: (wow: corpse camper
) RL: straight as an arrow
Smoke/Drink: Nope/Enough to make up for not smoking
Body type: Able to game (I have two hands, two eyes and a brain, the rest is baggage)
What i like to do on weekends: wow, girls, going out, partying, having fun, drinking
what i like to do during the weekdays: wow, girls, going out, partying, having fun, drinking
Underwear: not yet, it's not 8AM yet
The perfect Wife: Cooks, cleans, pleases, plays wow, likes movies and leaves me the hell alone
The future: the time in which we will have flying cars, machines taking over the world and TJ Laser